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This page contains dynamic content -- Highest Possible Classification is PRESIDENT'S EYES ONLY RETINAL VERIFICATION SYSTEM ACTIVATED: 1/15/2013 6:50:26 PM RETINAL SCAN IN PROGRESS .......................................................... p> p> p> p> p> p> p> p> p> p> p> p> The United States Online Command is fictitious and incapable of actually launching nuclear weapons. So go ahead and access the fake Nuclear Launch System above. You know you want to... No person, department, or agency of the U.S. Government approved, endorsed, or authorized this site. not The White House Click off now!
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